The Adam and Sanford Dialogues

Another typical Adam and Sanford conversation.

sanfordnh: i hate jersey kids

akanefive: i hate upper east side kids

sanfordnh: they are lame too

sanfordnh: and so are L.A. douches

akanefive: generally

akanefive: i hate people who are stupid

akanefive: and people who arent self aware

sanfordnh: exactly

akanefive: that second one is the big one for me

akanefive: like its ok to do stupid things

akanefive: as long as you recognize it

akanefive: and adjust for the future

sanfordnh: but if you dont know you are being stupid....

sanfordnh: i hate your guts

akanefive : exactly

akanefive : i also hate hypocrites

sanfordnh: me too, but i also love them

akanefive : fair enough

sanfordnh: you know?

sanfordnh: i do and i dont

akanefive : i both understand that

akanefive : and have no idea what youre talking about

sanfordnh: well, as long as we are on the same, and different, point

akanefive : its good and bad

akanefive : i hate this conversation... and find myself oddly drawn to it

akanefive : (ok now im just being a woman)

sanfordnh: haha

akanefive : "oh this conversation is so dangerous... but its so attractive... i can change it... this conversation will listen to me"

sanfordnh: i am so confused, but i feel like i know exactly what is going on

akanefive : i know what you mean...

akanefive : ... but dont

sanfordnh: this is getting really annoying......but im having a blast.....

akanefive : im not....

akanefive : .... but at the same time i am

sanfordnh: well, i have no idea how to read. Also, i just wrote a book.

akanefive : i really need to go to bed

akanefive : but ill probably be up a while