Creative Thinking With Adam and Sanford

Sanford has a date tomorrow. Him and I discussed what he should do on this date. What follows is unedited.

sanfordnh (1:36:35 AM): well, i hope that she wants to hang out tomorrow

akanefive (1:36:50 AM): i hope so too dude

sanfordnh (1:37:07 AM): even though i dont know where we are going to eat, and the museum i was going to bring her to is closed

sanfordnh (1:37:18 AM): so, i guess just lunch and then...i dont know...a movie?

akanefive (1:37:31 AM): not a movie

akanefive (1:37:35 AM): be more creative

akanefive (1:37:43 AM): youre in los angeles

sanfordnh (1:37:45 AM): like what? i dont know what to do man

sanfordnh (1:37:55 AM): i looked it up online, and i couldnt find anything

akanefive (1:38:04 AM): well

sanfordnh (1:38:05 AM): maybe i will take her to a park or something

akanefive (1:38:11 AM): there you go

sanfordnh (1:39:00 AM): we can walk in a dog park, or something

akanefive (1:39:10 AM): yeah

akanefive (1:39:20 AM): and buy her ice cream

akanefive (1:39:24 AM): or something

akanefive (1:40:58 AM): maybe buy her a ticket to your pants

sanfordnh (1:41:27 AM): ask her if she wants join the party. It is in my pants, and i want to know if she wants to come to the party

akanefive (1:41:42 AM): haha

akanefive (1:41:58 AM): when you see her

akanefive (1:41:59 AM): say

akanefive (1:42:04 AM): daddy's home

sanfordnh (1:42:08 AM): haha

sanfordnh (1:42:13 AM): that would be so funny

akanefive (1:42:18 AM): it would

sanfordnh (1:42:23 AM): only to me...and you

sanfordnh (1:42:25 AM): she would leave

akanefive (1:42:33 AM): yeah she would

akanefive (1:42:35 AM): oh

sanfordnh (1:42:38 AM): but being that she isnt going to come here anyway....

akanefive (1:42:48 AM): and dont let on about how much of a nerd you are

sanfordnh (1:42:57 AM): should i tell her i love her?

sanfordnh (1:43:05 AM): or buy her a jar of olives?

sanfordnh (1:43:52 AM): maybe a blue french horn

akanefive (1:44:18 AM): or

akanefive (1:44:25 AM): a mix cd

sanfordnh (1:44:38 AM): haha

sanfordnh (1:44:41 AM): what a great idea

sanfordnh (1:44:58 AM): maybe i can put a bunch of love songs on it...and then....baby got back

akanefive (1:45:02 AM): haha

akanefive (1:45:07 AM): or

akanefive (1:45:20 AM): the soundtrack to shawshank redemption

sanfordnh (1:45:24 AM): haha

sanfordnh (1:45:57 AM): maybe i should just by her the movie Rounders

akanefive (1:46:34 AM): or st elsewhere season 1

sanfordnh (1:46:37 AM): haha

akanefive (1:46:54 AM): and tell her all your dates will consist of watching the show

akanefive (1:46:59 AM): one episode at a time

sanfordnh (1:47:00 AM): haha

akanefive (1:47:48 AM): or

akanefive (1:48:00 AM): a signed picture of curtis "booger" armstrong

sanfordnh (1:48:15 AM): or i could get Billy Dee Williams to sing to us as we eat dinner

akanefive (1:48:20 AM): yeah man

akanefive (1:48:38 AM): you should probably grow a moustache for the date

akanefive (1:48:42 AM): but like

sanfordnh (1:48:45 AM): done and done

akanefive (1:48:49 AM): a good three day stache

akanefive (1:48:53 AM): not a real one

sanfordnh (1:48:58 AM): done and done

sanfordnh (1:49:01 AM): haha

akanefive (1:49:04 AM): like youre going for the 5 oclock shadow

akanefive (1:49:11 AM): but thats the only place it came in

sanfordnh (1:49:15 AM): haha

sanfordnh (1:49:28 AM): i dont think i am going to wear pants for the date

akanefive (1:49:43 AM): do you have a really long t shirt?

sanfordnh (1:49:46 AM): haha

sanfordnh (1:49:50 AM): that would be great

akanefive (1:49:57 AM): like long enough that you can wear a belt with it

sanfordnh (1:50:45 AM): as long as it is a scarf that i tie into a belt

akanefive (1:50:50 AM): nice

akanefive (1:51:54 AM): can you wear a bandana around your face

akanefive (1:52:01 AM): like you're a train robber

sanfordnh (1:52:11 AM): haha, yeah totally


It's almost like he still lives downstairs.

Revenge of the Nerds is on television. I can't believe what they got away with in that movie.